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I've spent the past week almost 'round the clock trying to figure out who is stalking that 18 yr old who came in all worried and panicked? Her mum. Yeah, that's right, her mum is "stalking" her to get the family heirloom jewelery back that Janie took off with when she ditched home on her 18th birthday. Beautiful.

Mum paid us a reward for getting her the jewelry back, though, so technically it was more profitable than it would have been either. But seriously, that's like a mistress hiring us to find out who her "boyfriend" goes home to at night.

Jesus, now that I've said that some chick is going to come in for that.