Bonus time

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's like a Christmas bonus only a month later. You guys probably saw the email from Doug and his mention of a check. Well, everyone thank Uncle Scumbag whose account got cleaned out. Everyone's getting a $1,000 bonus and I'm putting the rest into the agency fund. Yes, I'm even giving Laurie a bonus because she feeds us and does do work that is otherwise unpaid.

Comments

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

Merci.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I'M RICH.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yes, tiny one, you are rich.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

What should I buy? Oh maybe I should save it. Choices, choices.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

A pony. You should buy a pony.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

I did not just rationalized we have stables so it wouldn't be all that bad of an idea.

Nope, I didn't.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

The mansion does, indeed, have stables.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do you enable me so?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a terrible person and i don't anticipate you can buy a pony for just a grand.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Which means I could end up with a debt! That makes it even worse.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You don't actually need a pony. Why can't you be like me and just want to go buy knives?

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Because I am Knives Included.

...Can I buy weapons?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I can't officially condone you buy any of the illegal sorts, but aye, you could buy weapons.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know what I would buy anyway, I've never used anything besides my own claws.

What could I get then? A gun sounds like a very bad idea.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You can't legally obtain a gun. Knives and swords you could get. I think shuriken and nunchucks are are illegal along with certain types of knives. Throwing knives are fun.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

They sound fun. Would you teach me?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

Do not spend it all at one time.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

I would need to really, really want to use it to spend it all at one time. What's a thousand dollars worth anyway?

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

A dress at Macy's.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

...Keep talking.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

Non, ma belle - truly. One dress at Macy's can be $1,000. Or more. Perhaps two, if they are on sale. Saks Fifth Avenue would also have these dresses.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

I can't honestly believe I forgot about those places! Wow, the life on the mansion has certainly messed with my brain.

Still, I don't need a dress right now. Hm.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

So save the money for when you do need a dress.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think. A lot.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

Merci, ma belle.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wow, thanks. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to do with it.