Bonus time

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's like a Christmas bonus only a month later. You guys probably saw the email from Doug and his mention of a check. Well, everyone thank Uncle Scumbag whose account got cleaned out. Everyone's getting a $1,000 bonus and I'm putting the rest into the agency fund. Yes, I'm even giving Laurie a bonus because she feeds us and does do work that is otherwise unpaid.

Comments

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You don't actually need a pony. Why can't you be like me and just want to go buy knives?

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Because I am Knives Included.

...Can I buy weapons?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I can't officially condone you buy any of the illegal sorts, but aye, you could buy weapons.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know what I would buy anyway, I've never used anything besides my own claws.

What could I get then? A gun sounds like a very bad idea.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You can't legally obtain a gun. Knives and swords you could get. I think shuriken and nunchucks are are illegal along with certain types of knives. Throwing knives are fun.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

They sound fun. Would you teach me?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Sure.